Monday, May 9, 2011

Cake Wrecks!

It's going to begin appearing as though I do nothing but surf the internet... I assure you this is not the case.  I watch online movies too. Haha...  No really - I have an outside life, but sometimes you gotta chill and have a laugh.  Thus, I bring you --> CAKE WRECKS!

This site is classic... They show some really great cakes (Sundays), but mostly ones that are complete disasters.  For instance, every time they see a giant brown frosting, it's most definitely going to be called poop.  Sorry, but they have a point. I am especially fond of the ones that have grammatical and spelling errors that may sound minor, but are surely not upon reading them.  What?  I'm an English minor/Master's student...

Here are a few goodies from the site:

Oh, Cake Wrecks... How I love your inspiration.
Sounds like something I'd say... but perhaps not on a cake.
Read it again... Got it now?
You's a boy!?  Good for you.
Like I said... it looks like poop, right?  Yes, that was made by a professional.  No, it's NOT a heart.
Another mistake... It's suppose to say "Pop-Pop," I hope.
It's definitely suppose to say "A Very Wise LADY." Oops, Grandma...
First, the writing on this looks hideous. Second, it's not "to be," it's "Toby."
This one is actually legit and well-made, but HILARIOUS! I wanna create this someday for my kid... Traumatizing?  I hope not!

One Quite Story:  At FHE tonight I had another moment of "my stupid mouth" presenting itself.  One of my friends was stating his little sister, who I already knew was his younger sister from a previous conversation, was his twin.  FALSE.  I said to him, "Spencer, liars go to hell.. GO TO HELL!"  I was merely trying to re-state the last part of the phrase for emphasis.  You know, how they do it in movies... Example:  Sam says to Frodo in Lord of the Rings, "I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."  They do this a lot in this movie... I know because I watched the entire extended versions with my brother before his mission as his "going-away gift."(Sidenote:  Derek - "It's okay!  I have spongecake!" HAHAHAHA... Moving on.)     
 
Anyway, it turned into yet another awkward moment when he only caught the latter half, as did many others sitting around us at FHE.  Thank you, mouth of mine... Thank you
*muah* 
 
Song of the Day:  I know that Glee has been on the downhill and the writing has gotten rather mediocre.  However, I still watch it.  I still love the music and pray that the creativity and wit in the beginning will return... and the music is still awesome! SO, the other week they created an AMAZING mash-up "Unpretty/I Feel Pretty," this is quite touching, all about feeling good about your body/self... and well sung.  LOVE IT. Enjoy!

2 comments:

Danielle said...

the "heart" poop cake looks like some H-O-O-C-H-I-E-S lacy panties.

Matt and Autumn Stone said...

Seriously i laugh at ALL your posts- I love you and although those cakes were quite funny, i wanted to take a bite out most of them....maybe not the poop cake :)