Dear Blank, Please Blank

I got all these off the website called "Dear Blank, Please Blank," which I head to when trying to avoid work sometimes... Here are some fairly humorous tidbits I stumbled across recently...

Dear Mufasa,

I could have sworn cats had nine lives. Sorry bro...

Sincerely, Scar

Dear Wizard Community,

It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.

Sincerely, Minister for Magic.

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Sincerely, Jack(I was just talking about this the other days with some friends... "I'll never let go, Jack," followed by throwing him into the watery darkness... Nice work, Rose.) 

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Dear stork,

Yes but where did YOU come from.

Sincerely, six year old.

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco...

Sincerely, United States

Dear Miley,

Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...

Sincerely, The USA

(Kate... This one's for you.  Sorry... I just couldn't condone that song the other night.)

Dear males of the world,

Don't think of them as "chick flicks." If you pay attention, you will find that they are "how-to-succeed-with-a-girl" videos.

Sincerely, females of the world.

Dear bra,

Why aren't you called a booby trap?

Sincerely, seems more fitting.

Dear mom,

Seriously, what did you see in dad?

Sincerely, Luke.

(Skywalker... Get it?  Yep - took me a moment too...) 
 

Dear Americans,

Exhibit A. A foot. Exhibit B. A ball. Now put them together.

Sincerely, the rest of the world

(That one's for you, Amber...)
 

Here are some on the more serious side that I enjoyed and think deserve some thought...
 

Dear America,

Please understand that saying all Muslim people are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore.

Sincerely, Sane People

Dear government,

Please send some money our way. We know we're not as important as federal prisons, but we could use a hand.

Sincerely, public schools.

Dear girls,

Contrary to popular belief, your personality makes a HUGE difference.

Sincerely, an honest guy.
 

Dear Women,

Please stop thinking you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful. Those magazines got it all wrong, no one ever told them that beauty is also on the inside. Be confident and happy with yourself. Some guy out there is going to fall in love with everything about you.

Sincerely, a real man

Dear girls,

Can you have those "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on" days more often? It makes you look way more beautiful than having on all that crap you call makeup.

Sincerely, I like the REAL you.

*muah*
 

Song of the Day: I am diggin' on YoutTube sensation's Savannah Outen and Joshua Golden's song "Tonight With You..."  The video is alright, but the lipsyncing is pretty weird looking - haha!  Enjoy!